it's this chick. she absorbs the sun's rays through her eyeballs. when necessary she shoots them back out through her eyeballs as protection against barbarians and cheeky boys.
Boy 1: Yo man what happened to your arm? is that a burn?
Boy 2: i tried to get on this girl last night but she turned out to be a real margo.
Boy 1: It's kind of shaped like a ukulele.
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