Splode

A bastardization of ka-splode, which is a bastardization of explode.

As the rocket smashed into "Splode's" computer, it sploded.

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OMG

More goddamned instant messenger lingo used by bubbly/retarded pre-teen and teenage girls (and flamers) who cannot type. This is also sometimes spoken verbally by those that don't have full command of the english language.

A blonde talking to girl on instant messanger-
"OMG! You, like, kissed, like, a boy? Like, that is, like, so, like, gay."

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Jizzface

A term given to a person who tends to give oral sex to a man. Comes from the slang term for semen, Jizz, and how it tends to end up all over the person's face

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misunderestimated

A Shrubism (word created by our current moron...er...president) meaning "underestimated" and "misunderstood" at the same time.

"They misunderestimated me"- George W. Bush Jr. (Shrub)

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dome up

to dome up a person is to give him a blowjob. "Dome" refers to the shape of the mouth of the person doming up a guy over the cock of the guy receiving dome. .

Did you hear Shirley domed up Jack at the party last weekend?

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burn out

a musician who fades from common knowlege very quickly

"Its better to burn out than it is to fade away."

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Misogynist

Ice Cube (exemplified on the track "I Ain't the One" by N.W.A.)

Some have accused Ice Cube of being a misogynist, but he told them they were dirty ass hoes.

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