FATASS

1. an ass that is fat
2. One who is fat in general
3. An insult shouted among annorexic girls when one of them breaks the 80 pound mark.

"Cartman, you fatass"
"EWWW!! You are, like, over, like, 81 pounds, you fatass!"

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carpet

the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."

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herpes

the virus that causes that itchy feeling after you screw the class slut.

"What the-. . . Herpes?!. . .must have gotten 'em from whats-her-face."

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rap

1.A weak attempt at music...or poetry...or something...Anyway, it consists of some guy bitchin and moaning about life while another guy makes a 1st grade level beat in the background
2.Absolute proof of the degeneration of our culture.

"Wow, is this depressing poetry or what?"
"No, it sucks too much. It some of that rap shit."

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techno

a type of synthesized music often used for dancing.

Well, its not really my style, but one time I heard this techno song once and it was like...
do do do do do do do
And then it was like. . .
dollllli do dollllli do. . .

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fug

A mispronunciation of fuck, usually when the fuck is said halfheartedly and trails off near the end of the fuck

Yo that crazy bitch is on the phone again

Ah, fug her. I want some pizza

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mature

1.Content that is to be kept away from anyone under 18 at all costs.
2.In porn, pictures of nasty old ladies naked.

1.Rated M for mature because someone says "shit" and a person gets punched in front of a stripper bar in the background.
2.Tight young INTELLIGENT virgin pussies at matureladies.com. . .sucker!

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