qwerty

what you type when you're bored, but you get mad that you can't type in with four fingers.

qwer - damn it! I now have to use another hand to finish the phrase. Retard ass keyboard. qwerty.

tiktok

A site where you expend your horny. 16 year old whore girls bait you by showing their butts, white fuckboys hump couches, and our black king lil huddy says the n word. Unsuspecting 8 year olds are forced to watch the flood of hormones in horror, but get turned on at the same time.

"Damn heard of that site tiktok?"
"I make tiktoks. Yes."
"Oh, so you're a retard bitch."
"yes."