Dumphey

To describe a situation or current condition as shitty and/or disappointing.

Ted: "Bro, I heard Jenny broke Ben's penis!"

Jeff: "That's really Dumphey..."

Confused

Idk, I'm just as confused as you are.

What if we are all gay and we just don't know it because we're in the matrix and everytime we start a new relationship it's just some 70 year old gay man? Confused yet?

Tipsy Tickler

A middle-aged black man dressed in a corn suit that sits in the Ohio state university lunchroom bathroom, and says he'll play Roblox with you if he can tickle your tipsy.

"Hey Josh I got tickled by the Tipsy Tickler yesterday while playing Brookhaven in the bathroom"