Vergalia.

A small town found in Southern Asia founded in two thousand fourteen. They grow crops and live like cavemen. They have hardly any records on the internet. They grow a type of grass called, stupidrage.

Person 1: “Vergalia.”
Person 2: “I agree.”

Guenburgel

Guenburgel is a land in Europe that has not yet been established. They wear yodeling shoes and braids in their hair (including the guys). They live in windmills and their daily choirs include feeding chickens’ seeds from their pockets in their aprons. The people’s culture includes yodeling.

Person 1: “Yodel-lay yodel-laya.”
Person 2: “Wow, that’s some Guenburgel skills.”