semi-early

on time

dude: wow, i'm semi-early for work today!
girl: it's 7:58, you're not late for once, but you're not early either.

Cuntort

Similar but opposite situation to the word mansplain except that in mansplaining, men are to blame, in the eyes of women, for explaining things to women from a twisted male perspective. Cuntorting the truth is when women tell men how it "really" is/was.

Well sure Babe, when you cuntort it like that, it makes sense why I'm an asshole for mansplaining why your car ran out of gas.

chubboobies

The fact that being chubby tends to include bigger boobs (male or female).

Sure she has double D cups...at 300lbs they're mostly chubboobies.

miscuntstrued

When you don't understand but you would've if you had a cunt but because you don't it was unclear.

I believe she meant she was cumming but maybe I simply miscuntstrued that when she only intended to arrive.

resitory

1. noun: from the show Trailer Park Boys, and about 10,000 other idiots in the world (based on a literal string search on Google) used to indicate capacity to hold information, such as repository or a repertoire.

2. adj: describing an anatomical system for breathing/respiration.

1. TPB - Mr Lahey: Never mind him. He only has one joke in his resitory.

from Google: site migration and content resitory exportation

2. from Google: upper resitory infection. resitory distress.

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