Ahmad

Is always two days late to anything and there is always a 25% he joins voice chat and a 75% he doesn't, he also wears primark clothes and has a terrible PC build but he tries to LARP as a Computer God even though he always gets fired from his shitty coding jobs.

John: Oh boy what happened to Ahmad.

You: Don't worry, he literally never joins and is a broke wanker.

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