dipshit

the plastic bag they put your clothes in after you take them the dry cleaners.

lady working @ dry cleaners: here's your clothes mam'.
girl: ummm.... mam' btw I aint a mam' I'm a teen.
lady: sorry.
girl: its okay but next time you call me a mam' give me a stronger dipshit. I ripped this one.

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coolidge

anything that is cool or tyte or whatever you say when you like something.

girl: I'm going to the left bamboozle concert! can you believe it?!?!
guy: coolidge!

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