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(verb): To female ejaculate, i.e., to shoot liquid from one's vagina during orgasm. (This phenomenon occurs in a minority of women.)
See also: vajaculation, n.
Etymology: vaj (short for vagina) + ejaculate.
Watch out if you go down on Jessica -- she's liable to vajaculate in your face when she comes.
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noun: the smell that lingers in a room, or on one's body, after sexual intercourse. Contraction of "butt/booty, dick, and pussy."
Pronounced "bee-dussy" ("-dussy" rhymes with "pussy").
Also spelled bedussy.
If your mom's coming over to visit, you better wash the sheets to make sure she doesn't smell b-dussy.
Man, I need to take a shower... I reek of b-dussy!
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Alternate spelling of quofe (also quoaf or quof).
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a quoff at the same time, thereby splattering urine everywhere.
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Another word for a dick fart or a quofe.
noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dickqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
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Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.
noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
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Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.
noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
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noun: urine emitted from a woman's urethra, which rather than successfully reaching the toilet, instead trickles downward and enters that woman's own vagina (usually by accident).
verb: to get urine in one's own vagina while urinating (usually by accident).
Etymology: contraction of "vaginal backwash".
Connie tried to piss lying down, but the last few drops didn't go far enough and vackwashed into her pussy.
Make sure to douche after vackwashing or you'll get a yeast infection.
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