family guy

a show that was only liked for its first 4 seasons before salty south park fanboys decided to hate on a decent show since their daddies told them to
simpsons fanboys also hated on the show because 2 characters were inspired by the show
eventually after season 6 it became reasonable to hate the show, and now it's among the most boring shows on air

guy 1: family guy fell off after season (X)
guys 2 - 15: WE KNOW

nika

1. a greek name meaning victory
2. the last word most greek plebs said before getting slaughtered by belisarius and his army (nika revolt, 532 ad)

plebs: NIKA NIKA NIKA NIKA NIKANIKAIKNISKNISNOKIDSNJFDSPOI
belisarius: die.
plebs: NIKA NIKA NIKA NI- (dies of cringe)
belisarius: all in a day's work

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nail in the coffin

A phrase popularized by Eminem in his 2003 diss-track dedicated to ending Ray Benzino's career, it means to seal one's demise.
The first recorded use of this phrase was in 1792, when Pindar, also known as John Wolcot, stated “Care to our coffin adds a nail, no doubt.”

Guy 1: Did you hear about Ray Benzino?
Guy 2: Literally who?
Guy 3: I've heard about him. He was this old guy peak Eminem absolutely assassinated in his hit diss-track "Nail in the Coffin" and another diss-track "The Sauce"

china

the nation with no problems whatsoever, no population decline damaging it's industrial ability, no water crisis, no lack of political cohesion, no housing crisis, no nothing! there isn't even an excess population of males! there isn't even horrible building quality! look, they even have the money capacity to do desalination by having an incredibly low gdp per capita!

guy 1: hey guy 2, lets write a blog about china and how great it is!
guy 2: but it sucks, you should watch polymatter's china's reckoning
guy 1: but we need to justify communist ideologies!!!!

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Machine Gun Kelly

that one guy that got kicked out of rap by Eminem and instead made punk rock music pretending, that's he an emo kid at 31 years old,

he also has admitted that he's a pedophile
the only thing he has going for him is that he's dating a washed-up actress (Megan Fox) that's getting 7% of the popularity she used to get

MGK's cucks: Machine Gun Kelly is the greatest rapper of all time, defeated slim shady himself, his own idol, and is totally not a pedophile
normal people: lol no