Jess is the coolest dude in town. If you ever say something mean, Jess will probably track you down. And use INTJ magic to make you feel bad things. Iâll laugh along yo your insults, but Iâll slap you later.
Why is Jess such a cool person? Said with gun pressed to head
A lame friend who says âur motherâ and sends troll faces unironically
He said âLâ again? Heâs being such a Javier Miranda
Javier is such a good guy. Heâs also a loser who sends troll faces unironically. Heâs a nice person who is absolutely selfless and doesnât know it. He has a heart of gold and the voice of mickey mouse.
Why is Javier so awesome? Itâs a state secret