Chiropractor

A “doctor” who performs “massages,” and if one gets lucky, happy endings are a bonus.

Note: These specific types typically work out of a local gym’s office and will shit where they eat. Committed clients preferred.

Me: Hey can you recommend a good place to get my back fixed?

Buddy: No, but I know a place that can attempt to get your back blown. Just have your insurance code it as “chiropractic work.”

Disclaimer - Chiropractors are often a physically hideous sight; bring a paper bag.

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