":)

v., also (:", text representation of a smiley salute, generally in a casual but respective manner. Chat programs (AOL, YIM, AIM, MSN) often display graphic smiley, so users of this term often use (:" instead.

Commander1: Obey me!
Follower1: Yes sir! ":)
Commander1: That's my good minion!

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-ass

Suffix added to adjectives and participles to intensify their meaning. By extention, these words may used as abstract nouns.

Party Grrl One: That stupid drunk-ass just fell into the pool!
Party Grrl Two: Hey, check out that nasty-ass drunk streaking down the street like a dumbass!
Party Grrl One: Cool! That gives me a chance to talk to his fineass brother.

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Senior Queen

n. Elderly whisperer; someone loved by the elderly; able to talk about coupons for days, son!

"You're looking at a Senior Queen", Amy declared to Rosa in unsubstantiated confidence.

(_|_)

v. Text representation for mooning someone in IM chat.

Example 1:
IM Boy: (_|_)
IM Gurl: Gross!

Example 2:
IM Girl: (_|_)
Im Boy: Nice!

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Acura

1. Acronym: A Car Under Repair Always

2. The near-luxary car division of Honda. Though Honda considers the Acura brand to produce luxary vehicles, the brand is commonly considered "near-luxary" by the automotive industry.

Acura Admirer: Where's your Acura?
Acura Owner: At the dealership getting yet another transmission replaced.
Acura Admirer: Under repair again?
Acura Owner: It's A Car Under Repair Always.

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(:"

v. Text representation of a smiley salute, generally in a casual but respective manner.

Commander1: Obey me!
Follower1: Yes sir! (:"
Commander1: Obey me faster!

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(_|*)

Text representation of an instruction to kiss one's ass. Can either be a retort, are a sexual invitation.

Guy1: Watup
Girl1: (_|*)
Guy1: Nice! When you wanna meet up?
Girl1: Gah!