Twilight

The worst movie I have ever had the misfortune of watching. It's about some retarded girl who moves to this made-up town where this creepy family of faggy vampires live. She and one of the douchbag vampires date or something and then there's this cocksucker wolf boy who is NOT hot at all (but every girl seems to love). It's based on a book that I would never ever read. If you like this movie, you are either:

A) on crack or

B) one of those brainwashed 14 year old girls who I hate

Retarded Twilight Fan: OMGZZZZZ! twilight roxxxzzz!!!
Sensible Person: No, actually it's the worst movie I've ever seen in my life
Retarded Twilight Fan: No wayyyyy! Itzzz like da bestest movie eva!!!!!
Sensible Person: And it doesn't help that the producers found the most disgusting freaky looking actors to be in it
Retarded Twilight Fan: U r gayyy
Sensible Person: No, I believe you are. I don't have time to talk to psychos who are obsessed with horrible movies

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