Turbodoodied

To be extremely drunk, but still functioning enough to go home with a very unattractive/overweight member of the opposite sex. Somewhere in between shitfaced and butthoused.

Dude did you see Dave last night?
Yeah, he was turbodoodied and left with that broad that looked like Chris Farley.

aftershock

Momentarily after having a large bowel movement, the need to return to the restroom to produce another, usually smaller one (in some rare instances the aftershock can be larger).

Mike: Dude, you're going to the shitter again?

Tom: Man, I feel a big aftershock coming on!

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