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1. Fucked Up By A Retard
2. Fucked Up By A Republican
The USA isn't beyond all hope of repair or recognition; it's just FUBAR. That's why we have elections.
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(n) an entry posted to urbandictionary.com with a strong editorial slant that mysteriously never appears on the website
Despite having received confirmation of my definition for "one-termer" and a message that the definition will appear in the next 24 hours, it never does. Considering the level of incoherent gibberish that does get posted, one has to wonder how my entry became a ghost post. Can an entry be posted, recommended for deletion, voted on, and deleted in less than 48 hours? I seriously doubt it.
(Chances are you won't see this definition either.)
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(n) a kiss involving extensive or intensive contact of the inner lips, tongue, and teeth with George W. Bush's ass, especially with prolonged or rhythmic tongue-to-anus contact
Freedom kisses are an excellent way for all Americans to be more patriotic.
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(n) a station owned by Clear Channel that plays the same 4 songs every hour, at least one of which is always "Man in the Box"
DJs on DC101 play songs as dictated by a computer. How long before Clear Channel decides it's cheaper just to use the DJ Master 2000?
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(n) an highly subjective Urban Dictionary entry that rambles on and on for several pages like a State of the Union address instead of being a concise definition appropriate for this website
For a great example of Urban Encyclopedia, refer to Operation Iraqi Freedom.
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(n) one that suicides, is currently in the process of suiciding, or has suicided in the past
"Freedom will prevail, so long as the United States and allies don't give the people of Iraq mixed signals, so long as we don't cower in the face of suiciders, or do what many Iraqis still suspect might happen, and that is cut and run early, like what happened in '91" - George W. Bush (quoted by Bill Sammon in The Washington Times 5/10/04)
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No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
The Third Amendment gets so lonely; no one seems to care as passionately about this one as the others.
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