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The Home Depot. Also called the "Home Cheapo".
Hey! I'll get a big box of flourescent light bulbs at the Home Ghetto! The state's subsidizing the purchace and it's $1.50 for a bulb
5π 8π
A Lincoln Town Car. Often called a {jew canoe}
Jesus! Don't they come with dimmer switches for the headlights. And can't they go over 40 mPH?
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Firefighter slang for a police officer at a fire or accident involving hazardous materials. Usualy it's because cops will approach the scene without any breathing apparatus or protective gear. When you see the cop keel over, call the mop and glow squad and get the hell out!
Oh shit! We got an officer down by the overturned truck carrying Benzene. Call Chemtrec!
99π 21π
City in Passaic County, NJ south of Paterson. Mostly blue-collar whites but being infested with towelheads spilling over from South Paterson. Good place to send the FBI, or beter yet, the Mossad.
Beware of driving there. If you hit a car, it may explode. The women wear loose clothing to hide the explosives
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The most Amazing African-American woman who ever lived. Not only is she a billionare, she single-handedly turned millions of white soccer moms into her personal slaves. White women follow her like sheep
Oprah Winfrey : "Lissen white people. Buy this book. Ah sez its the best even though the author lies like a rug."
White soccer moms: "Yessum Miz Oprah! We do annyting you say Miz Oprah!"
Oprah: Now pay to attention to mah freend Doctor Phil. He know how to make yew wenches satisfy yo' bucks".
White soccer moms: "Lawdy!, We be hanging on all his words Miz Oprah."
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Describes people or places who are really stuck up or sediddy. It's somebody wh think's they're better than you are because of thier job, income education, or their parents.
1) No wonder you broke up with that bitch. I told you a hundred times she thinks her shit doesn't stink.
2) Welome to Lake Mohawk. Our shit doesn't stink
56π 24π
A lineman for an electric utility or telephone company
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