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Love

A magical gas spread in the air by couples, family, friends, animals, killer whales, whatever floats your boat ;)

Said gas, fuels people's lives, breathes meaning and happiness into them. For life without love is not a life worth living. Of course, divorce rates are skyrocketing, abusive relationships are all too common and depression is more popular than the twilight series.

"What is this warm fuzzy feeling you make me feel?"

"Ohhh yeah, love!"

*she smiles and pets her cat*

by feedmealready October 14, 2020

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Water

Water, a liquid made of purified God-sweat. Consumed by many (from rich to poor, animals and even your favorite cartoon characters!) in attempts to grow wings necessary for becoming a water fairy.

Water, in a sink near you today!

Person A: man I'm thirsty, got any water?
Person B: sure! *points at toilet*

by feedmealready October 14, 2020


Banana

A yellow fruit eaten by monkies, sometimes humans too.

Is that a banana?

Ohhh yes

May I have it

Ohh no

Why not?

It's mine!

So?

So ?!?!?!?

*Starts a physical fight.*

by feedmealready October 14, 2020

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Ear

A hearing device installed on humans at birth by doctors. Commonly found on the head but sometimes around the buttocks area.
Some humans enjoy poking holes with sharp tools in their ears in order to hang colourful rocks and miniature toys off them.
5/77 doctors recommend installing your first set of ears from age 7 and up.

Person A: what are these slaps of meat hanging from the sides of my head?!

Doctor C: these are your ears!

Person A:were they always there??

Doctor C: No, seems your ears JUST came in!

*both clap enthusiastically*

by feedmealready October 14, 2020