Amber

This bitch is usually identifiable by her bad dye job and worse attitude. She is extremely snarky and will cut you down in a heartbeat. Be wary of an Amber, as they have a tendecy to be bartenders, strippers or worse - prostitutes. In most cases, they were originally meant to be named something like Bambi or Candi, but thankfully their mothers did not let their drunken fathers choose the name they were ultimately born with. Amber has a good side, although it's likely you will never see it because if you are smart you will have run for the hills long before getting to that point. If you are stupid enough to get to know an Amber, you'll find that in time she calms the F down a bit. To keep her around ply her with sweets, specifically ice cream - as all Amber's love ice cream.

What's up with that psycho bartender who always makes "That's what she said jokes"?
Eh, that's just Amber - she can't help herself.

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