Splash-o-Rama

noun.- a pleasure-provoking procedure endured often enough by women around the world when a prescence of sexual activity is lacking. Studies show a great percentage of women experience this refreshing situation randomly for the first time. After reckoning the advantages of such situation various techniques have been developed to enhance the stimulus package provided by a simple shower head. For best results the female must place herself completly in front of the main flow, afterwards bending knees to a 45º angle resulting in a perpendicular splash to the clitoris and provoking sensations which could easily lead to an orgasm. Some international conspiracy theorists attribute the invention of the spare shower hose to the infamous splash-o-rama, which is considered one of the best kept secrets amongst the female population throughout the world. Statistics show millions of marriages have been saved thanks to this simple proceadure. Finally, and most importantly for every lady out there, remember to relax and enjoy the moment.

I can´t wait to try my new shower head, if my husband won't touch me i might just have to splash-o-rama myself.

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BlackBerry Giggle

Adjective. A small but detectable laughter-like sound produced often enough by a blackberrier while using blackberry's instant messaging service.

Although similar in anoyance levels to a blackberry buzz, this human emmited sound has unparalleled capabilities to produce different types of anger or envy reactions in surrounding human beings.

Studies have shown non-blackberry users are more prone to this type of reactions. Rare but reappearing cases of paranoia and panic attacks have been reported over the years.

Would you please stop it with the blackberry giggles? I am sick and tired of hearing you laugh on some topic i'm unaware of. Are you laughing at me?

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Pokephobia

Po•ke•pho•bia /pōkēˈfōbēə/ noun

An abnormal fear of being exposed to family, friends and colleagues who have crossed into zombie-esque purgatory territories after trying what scientists are now describing as mobile crack, or its accepted vernacular.- Pokemon Go.

Day 42.- The idea Of going outside now seems far fetched.- these creatures have now taken over, insane streets flooded with zombie-like lcd lit faces that got lost For the ultimate rush. Pokephobia has taken over.

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Gaynniversary

noun.- derivative from the union of the words gay plus anniversary, resulting in a comfortable way to express a year out of the closet.

Today is Mike's, gaynniversary, who would've thought he was in that big closet.