Vatican steamer

A comparably large pile of feces in the shape of the Vatican. It can be on a person (such as during intercourse) or on any ground or surface.

"You don't haul your flea ridden carcass outta bed, I swear on the virgin Mary's tits I am going to leave a Vatican steamer in the middle of your kitchen... I ate the TexMex yesterday. Double pinto beans"

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