arm donut

when you go to sleep with your arm in a circular shape, similar to a donut. Manys' preferred sleep position, although some deem it unhealthy.

Bro, I couldn't sleep at all last night. It's like there's no position that's comfortable.
Have you tried the arm donut? It gives a pretty good sleep.

the fetal position

the most common sleeping position, curling up your arms and legs into a compact ball. usually accompanied by crying.
it is most popular for its sense of comfort, hence the name "fetal position," the position fetuses fall into while in the womb.

"the fetal position is the most common sleeping position, usually for its feeling of comfort and attachment."

freefaller position

the sleeping position in which you lay flat on your stomach with your upper chest on the pillow and your arms above your head, legs straight.
uncommon to a degree, but still not very rare.

"the freefaller position is good for back pain."

the starfish

the rarest sleeping position. named after the starfish sea creature, you put your arms behind your head and spread out your legs. not very space effective, but comfortable enough.

"the starfish is the rarest sleeping position. most favor the fetal position."

nuke

a word for throwing something in the microwave. people who use nuke in this way are not funny at all

A: this pizza is too cold, how long did you put it in for?
B: if you want i can nuke it again.
A: what the fuck is wrong with you

fn

“for now”

A: i gotta go fn, see you guys later
B: ok, bye