Discombobulate

Pronounced (DIS-Con-bob-U-LATE)

He looked a little pained...

When you unexpectedly take a trans back to your apartment and she bangs out the 6 incher beaver basher!

You: "Bloody hell Jammo, she blew my arse out like a wind sock"
Jammo: "I'm guessing you was 'discombobulated' when she said "no homo"..."
You: "Fu*k yeah!"

That old bloke was sad and discombobulated.

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Cast Away

Someone who is stranded in an isolated place.

The feminist got captured by Somali pirates, she is now 'Cast Away' at sea...

Cast Away - (Movie), Plane goes down in the Pacific, he's stranded on a remote, uninhabited island. He is the only survivor.

The plane crash was rather intense. One can only imagine what its like to be cast away.

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Vapour Therapy

Used if you have a split personality disorder, bipolar or erectile dysfunction.

Women will be able to fake orgasms after undergoing therapy.

I was about to put my dyslexic bipolar gay son up for adoption; the priest offered vapour therapy which cured his disease.