Discombobulate

Pronounced (DIS-Con-bob-U-LATE)

He looked a little pained...

When you unexpectedly take a trans back to your apartment and she bangs out the 6 incher beaver basher!

You: "Bloody hell Jammo, she blew my arse out like a wind sock"
Jammo: "I'm guessing you was 'discombobulated' when she said "no homo"..."
You: "Fu*k yeah!"

That old bloke was sad and discombobulated.

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Vapour Therapy

Used if you have a split personality disorder, bipolar or erectile dysfunction.

Women will be able to fake orgasms after undergoing therapy.

I was about to put my dyslexic bipolar gay son up for adoption; the priest offered vapour therapy which cured his disease.

Cast Away

Someone who is stranded in an isolated place.

The feminist got captured by Somali pirates, she is now 'Cast Away' at sea...

Cast Away - (Movie), Plane goes down in the Pacific, he's stranded on a remote, uninhabited island. He is the only survivor.

The plane crash was rather intense. One can only imagine what its like to be cast away.

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