Straight Edge

A movement of people who (wisely) realized that they are not strong enough to explore all aspects of their minds. They instead limit their life experience to reflect some contrived, Western morality which they lay claim to, but is really just a repackaging of the same puritanical rhetoric that has chained the human psyche since the dark ages.

Johnny Twentysomething: "Man, I was tripping mushrooms this weekend and I communed telepathically with the tree in my yard. I explored a different state of human consciousness and contemplated the origins of popular attitudes toward life and happiness."

Jimmy Straight Edge: "Woah, woah. It's dangerous to challenge assumptions. I prefer to parrot attitudes I heard in a crappy '80s rock song."

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