Strawberry Daiquiri

To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills

Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.

*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.

Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”