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i have just enough time for a quick chaffinch bath before the wife arrives
When you use both hands in a flipper motion to split a girls fanny up to the belly button
I had to give her a good old Judy stretcher as I had no wallet
Some one who a penis resembles an ant eater
Jeezuz Christ did you feel that ant grabber
It just tied a knot on my poop
Someone one who has nightmares about poo
Had another fecal Freddy last night and now Iâm tired