Woob

wooden butt.

Joe: wassup bra?

idiot: nothing. but i think you are a woob

Joe: WTF DID U JUST SAY?!?!

idiot: Woob.

Joe: YOU F****** B****!!!!

Woop

Wooden penis

Joe: what's up Will.

Will: Nofing. But i think you're a woop.

Joe: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!

Will: i think you are a woop.

Joe: the f*** , you are a woop!

sheeting on the bed.

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.

William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!