Fracking

The act of paying economically desperate landowners to permit the performance of sexual acts in their yards and the leaking of said acts' byproducts into the landowners' water supply.

-I hear they've started fracking over in Delaware County.
--You heard right! They tried banning it but the farmers were desperate for the extra cash.
-Wait till they see what comes out of their faucets!

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