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A human, typically male, who revolves their entire lifestyle and personality around the gym. Often, they believe they are the alpha male but are always the beta, regardless of what they think. They can be seen stalking high school gyms throughout the world, flexing in the mirror to show off their nonexistent god bod.
The GymBro originated in Los Angeles, California. The root word for their language is "Bro" and will always be found in a sentence whenever they speak, usually, more than once and in a very obnoxious manner.
Joshua: Oh no, It's Brodie
(Brodie struts over)
Brodie: Hey bro, did you go to the gym last night, bro? I hit chest, back, and biceps, bro. I had the absolute best pump, bro. I looked absolutely huge, bro. The lighting was fire, bro. I'm such a GymBro, bro.
(Joshua backs away slowly)
A human, typically male, who revolves their entire lifestyle and personality around the gym. Often, they believe they are the alpha male but are always the beta, regardless of what they think. They can be seen stalking high school gyms throughout the world, flexing in the mirror to show off their nonexistent god bod.
The GymBro originated in Los Angeles, California. The root word for their language is "Bro" and will always be found in a sentence whenever they speak, usually, more than once and in a very obnoxious manner.
Joshua: Oh no, It's Brodie
(Brodie struts over)
Brodie: Hey bro, did you go to the gym last night, bro? I hit chest, back, and biceps, bro. I had the absolute best pump, bro. I looked absolutely huge, bro. The lighting was fire, bro. I'm such a GymBro, bro.
(Joshua backs away slowly)
A human, typically male, who revolves their entire lifestyle and personality around the gym. Often, they believe they are the alpha male but are always the beta, regardless of what they think. They can be seen stalking high school gyms throughout the world, flexing in the mirror to show off their nonexistent god bod.
The GymBro originated in Los Angeles, California. The root word for their language is "Bro" and will always be found in a sentence whenever they speak, usually, more than once and in a very obnoxious manner.
Joshua: Oh no, It's Brodie
(Brodie struts over)
Brodie: Hey bro, did you go to the gym last night, bro? I hit chest, back, and biceps, bro. I had the absolute best pump, bro. I looked absolutely huge, bro. The lighting was fire, bro. I'm such a GymBro, bro.
(Joshua backs away slowly)
Owen is evil. At first glance, he can come off as charming and charismatic (you might even fall for it) but beneath the surface, he is a cruel person. He loves to exploit details told in confidence to him and if you get on his bad side even through no fault of your own, he will make it his mission to ruin your life or anyone that you are friends with.
Additionally, an Owen is very good at making others feel insulted through out-of-pocket remarks that he says are jokes but are incredibly mysogynistic and derogatory. Because of this, he has no true friends surrounding him, only dimwits that watch his bridges burn like the 7th circle of hell he controls.
Lastly, Owens are terrible friends and will not do anything for you despite you doing whatever you can for them. They will always put whatever they deem fit before you despite how minuscule that thing may be. Owen is the one person that you should never let in and/or keep in your life because if you do he will make you regret it.
Boy: hey, howâs it going?
Owen: hey!
Boy punches him in the face