Brad

A very large house-centipede, who typically lives in basements and feeds on spare bread crumbs. Brads LOVE to party, and just hang out! They have very long legs, and brown hair. They can be fun-loving and kind, but don't get on their bad side! Brads are known to infect their enemies with fibromyalgia.

"Hey! Look! there goes Brad!"

"Oh no, I saw a Brad the other night"

Doctor: "I think you may have a condition called fibromyalgia.."
Patient: "I never should have crossed that Brad!"

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