cookie monster

a person who checks the cookies on other peoples computers in the hope of finding out something about their sexual habits

Dude 1: "Hey can I check out Facebook on your laptop?"
Dude 2: (passes laptop)"Sure, here you are..."
Dude 1: (turns screen slightly away from friend) "Thanks, won't be a moment"
Dude 2: "Hey, what are you doing? That's not Facebook...are you snooping on me? You goddamn frickin' cookie monster."

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Dislam

Someone who critisises the Islamic religion or any Muslim

Publishing those cartoons was severely dislamic, no wonder they were pissed

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dog's leg

A large erect penis

Jesus, that guy has a cock like a dog's leg

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pornspy

a person that will always take the opportunity to look at their friends internet history when using their computer

John: "Hey, can I just check my email on your laptop?"

Doug (passes laptop to John): "Sure thing, here you go, don't pornspy me though dude"

John: "No probs, won't be a mo" (...Tools/Options/Privacy/Cookies)

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