New Years Resolutionaries

A person that only goes to the gym in the 4 week period after January 1st. They tend to be fat and hog all of the machines. They quit working out at the rate of 25% per week. A small percentage will show up 1 week before spring break to do curls and crunches.

I couldn't get on a bench press because there was a line of three New Years Resolutionaries

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long legged mack daddy

A pimp is someone smooth and charismatic and good with women and uses his powers to exploit weak women.

A mack is a pimp that is able to exploit both men and women.

A mack daddy is a mac that is able to expoit other macs

A long legged mack daddy is a king or chief or master mac daddy. Sorta like the godfather of all mac daddies.

Obama is a long legged mack daddy.

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Rape Panel

A group of conservative politicians that vote on whether or not a particular rape is a legitimate rape. A different spin on "death panel"

Rep Todd Akin called the Rape Panel to order, to vote on whether or not the victim was a legitimate victim, or if her body did not try hard enough to reject the rape.

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