drain the snake

Urinate (in reference to the possessor of a penis)

Usually when you wake up in the morning, the first thing you need to do is drain the snake.

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PMSH

An acronym used in politics to stand for:

Pugnacity, Mendacity, Sleaze and Harm

PMSH has infected Canadian politics.

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Temple of Sodom

anus, anal sphincter, asshole

Compare: Temple of Venus

Bruce likes to worship at Stanley's Temple of Sodom.

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balloon dance

A burlesque performance involving a dancer garbed in an outfit comprised of balloons. As the dance proceeds, audience members are invited to pop the balloons, eventually revealing the dancer's nudity

We watched the balloon dancer for a while, and eventually discovered she was not a natural blond.

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Foucault's pendulum

1. a pendulum device named after the French physicist Léon Foucault, used to demonstrate the rotation of the Earth.

2. an extremely complicated novel by Umberto Ecco, first published in 1988. Persons successfully reading this book should be given a badge of merit.

Juicy O'Gazem: 'Did you really read all of "Foucault's Pendulum"'

Rod Stiffy: 'Yessirree, I did.'

Juicy O'Gazem: 'Wow, you should get a badge or a medal or something.'

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drool on a baby

describes an endemic and thoroughly prevailing condition or state of affairs

Hot girl: "Those guys were all over me."
Hot girl's brother: "Yeah, they were like drool on a baby."

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Borge Geush

the stinky black paste that develops between the toes of unwashed barefoot manure workers; toe jam

Go wash your feet! Don't leave your nasty borge geush on my nice clean floor!

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