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BAMF!

the sound effect made by the superhero Nightcrawler (from Marvel Comics' X-Men) when he teleports

*BAMF!*
Hey, look, Nightcrawler just popped in.

by figleaf23 September 19, 2007

181πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


destrier

the large heavy warhorse that knights rode into battle or for a joust. It had to be large and heavy to carry a fully armored man.

Contrast: palfrey

When getting medieval on someone's ass, King Henry always rode his favorite destrier.

by figleaf23 January 15, 2009

25πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


YHVH

Tetragrammaton -- The formula by which a vicious demonic desert blood-god of the ancient semites identified itself to Moses. It must truly have been terrifying to be a people 'Chosen' for special attention by such a monstrous entity, as the woeful narrative of the Old Testament makes clear.

The ancient provenance of YHVH is either a storm-god or a god of destruction and fire, with a taste for blood and sacrifice.

by figleaf23 August 5, 2007

64πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


Borge Geush

the stinky black paste that develops between the toes of unwashed barefoot manure workers; toe jam

Go wash your feet! Don't leave your nasty borge geush on my nice clean floor!

by figleaf23 September 4, 2007

42πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


intellimancy

The process of divination using the medium of cogitation.

Cartomancy uses cards to tell the future, bibliomancy uses a book (often the Bible), geomancy uses earth and stones. Intellimancy is the same, except your mind is your oracle.

For an example of the process of intellimancy see the definition of honkey.

by figleaf23 May 13, 2011

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Thomas, Clarence

Clarence Thomas, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)

Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas (Thomas, Clarence), Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.

by figleaf23 September 4, 2007

218πŸ‘ 3861πŸ‘Ž


sugar baby

a whore, usually over-priced and operating under a false veneer of romance, often successful in securing repeat business from one particular john (sugar daddy).

The CEO enjoys spending the weekend with his sugar baby and doesn't mind having to cough up over $3000 to get some from her.

by figleaf23 August 11, 2007

232πŸ‘ 302πŸ‘Ž