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Republiqueer

a rightwing homosexual

Believe it or not, there are apparently some Republiqueers who oppose gay rights.

by figleaf23 January 14, 2009

39πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


grounded

1 (a). electrical conductivity directed into the earth
1 (b). to be emotionally stable

2 (a). to have your flying privileges suspended
2 (b). to be confined to your home as a punishment


1(a) The computer wasn't properly grounded, so the power surge fried it.

1(b) I like having lunch with my aunt -- she's so sensible and grounded.

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2(a) After he did a victory roll just 200 feet over the runway, the Red Baron was grounded for a month.

2(b) When she woke up her whole family by coming in puking-drunk at 4am, Lindsay was grounded for a month.

by figleaf23 August 9, 2007

317πŸ‘ 106πŸ‘Ž


Argonian

little known term for a dipshit

Argonian is an utterly stupid definition.

by figleaf23 September 4, 2007

67πŸ‘ 744πŸ‘Ž


pissaster

to have a urination go really bad for whatever reason. Includes spraying urine everywhere because you tried to piss with a chubby, or having your urine shoot out at one or more 90degree angles due to being gum shut, or any other bad thing happening when you're taking a piss.

Combines 'piss' and 'disaster'.

Dude1: What the fuck happened in the bathroom?
Dude2: It was dark and the lid was down -- a classic recipe for pissaster.
Dude1: Well fuck, clean it up!

by figleaf23 August 5, 2007

52πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


flower shop girl

a girl who works in a flower shop. Flower shop girls are known to be some of the nicest friendliest girls around.

I was buying some flowers the other day, and the girl in the shop was extremely friendly and nice. Everyone should get to know a flower shop girl.

by figleaf23 August 30, 2007

27πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Joe the Rat

nickname of Pope Benedict XVI, formerly Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger

Did you hear what Joe the Rat said in his sermon last Easter?

by figleaf23 September 4, 2007

27πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


shit-gun

v. an act of character assassination

n. a method of character assassination

Karl Rove shit-gunned John Kerry (and a whole lot of other people too).

by figleaf23 August 5, 2007

22πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž