hodge-podge

1. a muddled-together bunch of stuff

2. a dialectical concept in Discordianism that posits that the tendency for restriction and control in society is matched proportionately by a counter-resulting tendency for chaos and randomness, and vice-versa

1. When Jaydon's father told him to clean out the attic, he couldn't believe the hodge-podge of old crap up there.

2. 'Flapper' culture of the 1920s can be considered an example of Discordian hodge-podge.

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Liquor? I don't even know her!

A tired old gag line to say whenever someone says the word 'liquor'.

Drinkin' Man 1: "Hey, let's go get some liquor!"
Drinkin' Man 2: "Liquor? I don't even know her!"

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To Mega Therion

"The Great Beast", in Greek

Aleister Crowley styled himself as 'To Mega Therion', meaning 'The Great Beast'.

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lance

a medieval weapon used by knights in mounted combat. About half the length of a telephone pole, held at one end tucked under the arm.

The knights charged one another with their lances.

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habberdashery

men's clothing store

I needed a new tie, so I went to a habberdashery and spoke to the habberdasher. Meanwhile, my wife needed a new hat, so she went to the milinery.

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pussy-grab

a period of activity defined by the single-minded pursuit of getting as much pussy as possible, no matter what the social or personal consequences

Person A: How did you like visiting St. John's?
Person B: It was great, I was like total pussy-grab.

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cutman

the guy in a boxer's corner who treats his cuts between rounds

Fighters say Chuck is the best cutman in the business.

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