dickhead

In the showers at school, 9 out of 10 guys have circumcised penises. They aren't dickheads though. The only stupid ones are the parents who didn't have the 10th ones cut.

My girlfriend admires my dickhead, especially when I pee through it. She is no dickhead.

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pee shy

Pee shy happens when I stand at the urinal and 25 guys are behind me.

Mindy's mother asked her why she always pee so much after school. Mindy answered that she can't go in school anymore. She is now pee shy. Her girlfriend Wendy told her that she has been hanging out at her house so much that she caught her dad's genetic disease called stage fright.

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