Fruit Rollup

During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.

Damn it's so hot he had to perform a fruit rollup - schluuurp!

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rita

A doll who does somersaults and gets sacrificed by a gerald boucher.

"Whoa, did you just see that gerald boucher burn his doll Rita's forehead with a fuckin ciggarette?!"

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