Alpharetta

the worst town ever. full of white kids who try hard to 'party', be hipster, fit in. everyone cares about popularity. if you've got common sense and you know who you are, then your immediately not cool and fun. most kids steal jokes from tumblr of LAST YEAR, and try to type with the noob talk. no matter what anyone says how they dont care, they DO care, i mean come on, its the cliquey and fake alpharetta. all the kids think they're so cool driving their lexus or bmw, when kids in the north got it much better. the towns landscape is farmland with a ton of strip malls. most adults are snooty soccer moms or cheer moms or w/e who are gossipy like those housewives of atlanta. alpharettas got a good variety of ethnic groups and lots of crappy democrats. to live in alpharetta, you must shop at hollister, flat iron your hair until you can see split ends, be insecure, and impress the people who dont even friggin matter. if you go to JCHS, AHS, RHS, or the 2 CHS's, i feel for ya. each kid is trying to become hipster by the second, the hipster style is really running out with these alpharetta creeps.

to be cool/"chill"(like the alpharetta kids say tr0l0l0l) if your a guy, you gotta have that fugly bieber hair, hollister and a soccer mom to cheer you on at your football games, which you'll probably lose because alpharetta kids are so preppy and wimpy its not even funny.

"so where you livin now??"
"alpharetta."
"oh my god! your living there still? hahahahahaha in yo face bitch."
"yeah im sleeping on the couch because daddy got fired at at&t and im not star quarterback anymoarr :("

shit just got reallllllll........../awk bomb/

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