V-some

Noun. A threesome in which two of the parties involved do not interact, resulting in one person being the focus of the attention. That person would be the point of the V.

Joe and Mary hooked up with Sarah, but since Sarah's a lesbian, it was just a V-some.

Weepturbating

Jerking off using your own tears as lube

Eric was so sad about being rejected by Samantha that he went home and spent the night weepturbating.