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horizontal

drinking so much alcohol that all you can think about is having to lie down on the ground, right then and there, horizontal.

“yo are you going to drink with us tonight?”
“YES, i have full intentions of being horizontal!”
“hell yeah! black out or back out! i’m gonna get horizontal too!!”

by finmtaf January 2, 2021


tony gillman

a name for a geometry teacher who hates all students. often times calls students "mindless peasants". most of the time teaches way too fast for any student to understand.

Omg, don't be a tony gillman!

by finmtaf April 13, 2016