Inventing Gibberish

Verb.

When you think of such a good word or phrase and no one else thinks its good, but you ask Urban Dictionary to add it and they approve.

Alec: Bro, Kelly called me stupid so I called her a 'gir-ass' (like a giraffe) and everybody was laughing and saying it was stupid but it just blew up on Urban.

Gene: Stop inventing Gibberish.

Beyonce-ing

Verb.

When you ask for help and someone gives you useless information. Inspired by the Beyoncé lyrics (see example below for more info)

Jero: “what direction should I go”

You: “to the left to the left”

Jero: “stop beyonce-ing me and tell me how to get to McDonalds dumbass”

Jdomming

Named after Jeffrey Dahmer, creepily staring at people, either in a judging or preying manner.

Sean: Yo that girl is cute.

Chris: *Stares at woman*

Sean: Yo, stop jdomming her, you are gonna give her the icks.

Chris: *Keeps Staring*

Thought a Lesson

Origin: sounds like "Taught a lesson".

A phrase to use when you teach someone a lesson that makes them think about their decisions again, usually after they wrong you.

Jake: "She cheated on you and you dug your keys into her tire wheels!?"

Me: "Maybe after this, she'll be thought a lesson"

Ratchet Ralph

A nickname for someone who is acting stupid, usually in a destructive way.

Name gets its origin from Wreck-It Ralph.

My friend Jake is so hammered he started smashing beer bottles against the wall and howling.
Yo Jake, you are legit Ratchet Ralph.

Cafe Codename

Noun.

The name a coffee shop puts on your drink. It’s so scrambled you can use it as your spy name.

Barista: “order for Alyssa :)”

The cup: U-H-L-I-S-U-H

Alyssa: My cafe codename goes hard. What is yours Bella?

Belle: beilauh :(

Gibbyish

Noun.

When someone speaks such gibberish that it's so gibberish that you can't even call it gibberish.

Simply put, it's a gibberish word for gibberish.

Austin speaks in his own tongue when he's drunk he speaks such gibbyish.