Ghost pussy is when you think you are gonna get some pussy and it just doesn't happen.
Man, I went out last night confident that I would get laid. All I got was ghost pussy.
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In a loud crowded club or bar, a lesbian will try and get a straight woman by saying lesbefriends. With all the noise the straight will think she said let's be friends? The straight woman says yes or sure. Next thing she wakes up down on the muffin.
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A poopcele is that little piece of poop that floats back up in the toilet bowl after you have flushed.
Who left that poopcele floating in the upstairs toilet?