Mexican Handjob Roulette

A partner/ handjob giver rubs jalapeños on one hand and lube on the other without telling the handjob receiver. The receiver then chooses a hand and receives a handjob with chosen hand either receiving a nice lubed handjob or a fiery, painful rub and tug

1."dude she offered me a Mexican Handjob Roulette. i chose the lube hand thank god, it felt amazing."
2. "i chose the jalapeños bro, my dick almost fell off. never try a Mexican Handjob Roulette"

pb&j

To fuck a girl on her period using poop as lube

Eddie: "yo my girls on her period I cant have sex"
Chode Marco: "that dont matter give her a pb&j"

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