fuckfruit

noun
1. Any of various types of individuals who are beyond contempt and very much deserve to have their limp, lifeless bodies thrown in the garbage.
2. The edible part of a plant, usually sweet to the taste, used by some people as sexual toys.

After he was done with the cantaloupe, he threw it onto the large pile of used fuckfruit.

Holy shit, he sure is a dried up piece of fuckfruit, isn't he?

spammer babe

This is a fake account on a site like MySpace, featured by a pic of a usually half naked barbie doll chick. They prey on typically clueless morons who will befriend any hot cleavage or great ass they see, and these men will usually be presented with an adult site they must visit so the world won't end. Most intelligent members of the masculine gender will become an expert at sniffing out these douche nozzle profiles in their first week of being on such a site.

Wo! Nice bathing suit! I thought you were a spammer babe at first!

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