Sleeping Bag

When one sleeps on their testicles in a position that upon awakening makes the sac sore.

Last time I had sleeping bag, I could barely get out of bed!

3👍 7👎

Pancake Dick

When a man's pants are so tight , he must have a flat penis to be able to wear them.

I was in Ann Arbor and it was pancake dicks left and right.

14👍 8👎