Thinghumper

A person with a signature jesture or item used in sex.

(Can include anything - but the person is always called a thinghumper)


A thinghump is the name of the item or gesture.

Dude 1: "My uncle is a thinghumper. He drinks Coors Light doing my aunt."
Dude 2: "My dad does the D-Generation X crotch chop as his thinghump"

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Potato Pussy

the form 4 people make when doing it:

2 people on top kissing
2 people on bottom licking whatever is between the legs of of the 2 on top

"the losing team (volleyball) has to be the bottom part of the potato pussy"

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Headbang Hangover

The headache that heavy metal fans recieve after a headbang

Dude 1: "Isn't being a metal fan awesome?"
Dude 2: "Except for the headbang hangovers, yeah."

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The Game

An impossible-to-win-game (a.k.a. VVVEEERRRYYY HHHAAARRRDDD GGGAAAMMMEEE) that consists of dozens of rules.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Game

Basic Rules:
1. If you think about The Game, you play The Game
2. If you think about The Game, you lose The Game (LOL, you lost... SHIT!)
3. If you lose the game, you don't lose again until you have forgotten and then remembered again.

Dude 1: "When life give you lemons, you just lost The Game."
Dude 2: "I WAS ON A WINNING STREAK!"

(Rule #38 at website above: You cannot have a winning streak)

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gasian

Pronounced gay-zhun. A fat asian woman who works at a gaming store that makes a living ripping people off.

fishboyultra got ripped off by a gasian at Game Krazy in Radcliff, KY. No. Really.

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Undertaker

The person who should kill Edge.

Undertaker lost One Night Stand and is fired from the WWE

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fatbox

The term a person refers to when they check their email with an insane amount of new emails in their inbox.

"I logged on to Yahoo today to find myself a fatbox. It took me 2 hours to get rid of all that crap."

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