“Let’s go Brandon!”

Absent actual conservative comedians to lead them in their humorous inside jokes, this is a phrase used by white trash to express their displeasure with Joe Biden’s presidency. When translated to be understood by the college-educated, it means “Fuck Joe Biden!”

Cletus loved to shout “Let’s go Brandon!” across the holler in between hits of crystal meth and swigs of Mountain Dew.

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Fluffernutter

The person tasked with the job of cleaning up the backstage area of a porn set, removing drool, semen and other expelled fluids where actors “prepare.”

Properly aroused, Dick Stone headed to the set to do his thing. Seeing the puddle on the ground where Dick had been prepped, the fluffernutter knew his time was now!

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Farrell

v. to have your Wikipedia editing privileges suspended or revoked following repeated instances of vandalism targeted at trolling your friends

Kevin was permanently farrelled after making numerous changes to the White Claw page targeting his friend, Grant.

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Foos

1) noun - the sweat between your ass cheeks on a hot, humid day

2) verb - to sweat in between your ass cheeks on a hot, humid day

1) Holy shit! It’s gonna be over 100°. I need baby powder or the foos will be streaming down my leg!

2) When it was 95° last weekend I was foosing through my shorts!