smithee

noun; someone who attends or formally attended William Smith College (of Hobart and William Smith) and displays qualities stereotypical to that school, i.e. wearing of pearls, pastels, or Lilly brand clothing; driving a cherokee; getting drunk on cocktails; implying having come from "old" money or being related to a Kennedy; calling all girls sweetie.

Do I look like a smithee in this polo?

She drives a cherokee and attends alumni lacrosse games in pastel capris-- she has totally become a smithee mom.

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